THE TOP 4 LOVE HOTELS IN OSAKA TO PAMPER YOUR MISSUS
Love hotels in Japan. You just can’t help but be thankful that they are so convenient, private and priced perfectly for your dirty deeds. For those who have done the rounds of a love hotel area in Japan before you know what I am talking about! After a few drinks, a love hotel is usually always right there when you need them the most. Easy to access but not out in the open so you don’t have to be a sneaky ninja. And most importantly they don’t burn a hole in your wallet! As you can tell I have only good things to say about them. If I had to be picky, the only issue would be that there are too damn many to choose from! And they all look the same from the outside (sometimes inside too) that choosing one can sometimes be a troublesome feat. I totally agree that sometimes your hands are too full to even care where you end up. The end goal is the most important thing. Just dash to the closest love hotel with an open room! But what about the times you want to add a pinch of romantic spice to your relationship? There isn’t anything more of a mood killer than ending up in a dud love hotel. Holes in the wall, a jail cell type of bathroom and whatnot. So for the Bros who want to score a few extra brownie points, here are my top 4 recommended love hotels in Osaka to bring your missus, soon-to-be missus or random chick you want to get naked. Love hotels that are rated highly in the 2017 Couples Hotel Awards. Why not pamper your girl a little bit? Wow her with the room and maybe she might wow you in bed!
THE MOST CUTESY LOVE HOTEL IN OSAKA: HOTEL ROSE LIPS SHINSAIBASHI
Hotel Rose Lips is in the heart of Shinsaibashi, only a 5-minute walk from the famous Gurico Guy at the Dotonburi Bridge. On first sight, it looks just like any regular old love hotel. But when you get inside you are blown away by a ray of bright and luxurious colors. It is definitely of the most girly-girl love hotels I have ever seen. Every single room just screams KAWAII. The concept created by the hotel’s lady owner is ‘A hotel made to please girls’. And Hotel Rose Lips truly lives up to its claims. Every room has a special different design filled with gorgeous and elegant furniture. Frills, hearts, and flowers… everything to make a girl feel like an absolute princess. Here are some reasons why Hotel Rose Lips is so popular and rated so highly.
CLASSY BUT CRAZY ‘LIMOUSINE PLAN’
For approximately 20,000 yen you can have your own private driver and limousine and experience a taste of celebrity life. Including balloons and a bit of champagne too, you and your missus can go for a fancy 90-minute cruise around central Osaka ending with an overnight stay in one of the most luxurious rooms at Hotel Rose Lips.
MASSIVE SELECTION OF RENTAL GOODS
By far one of the biggest selections of room facilities and rental items available you could ever find at a love hotel. Each room comes with a widescreen TV with DVD player (and you can watch youtube), microwave, karaoke system, hair curler etc. And there are rooms with a massage chair, mist sauna, bubble bath and a Nintendo Wii. Not to mention you can rent pretty much any hair and beauty tool a girl needs. Plus a heap of costume outfits for you to choose from.
FULLY PROMOTING BRANDS
In addition to the rental goods above, Hotel Rose Lips has a large selection of popular luxury brand goods. Your missus can rent cosmetics from famous and expensive brands such as Jill Stuart, Anna Sui, M.A.C., and Chanel. We all know Japanese girls love brands, and this can be an awesome way to pamper your girl without actually having to buy any!
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Japanese Address: 大阪府大阪市中央区西心斎橋2-6-3 English Address: 2 Chome-6-3 Nishishinsaibashi, Chuo-ku, Osaka-shi, Osaka-fu Official Website：http://www.roselips.co.jp/shinsaibashi Pricing: http://www.roselips.co.jp/shinsaibashi/room Promo Video: Youtube Promotion Video
A MODERN HIDEOUT IN UMEDA: UMEDA LOVE HOTEL LA VIE EN SOFT
Love Hotel La Vie En Soft is a more orthodox love hotel in the Umeda, Osaka area. The concept is more practical than the Rose Lips Hotel, however simple and stylish. La Vie En Soft has two types of rooms you can choose from. For those who are after the modern type, there are chic Western Style rooms. And for those who want to relax on tatami, there are gorgeous (and a little erotic) Japanese Style rooms that look like they have come right out of an old Japanese historical drama. Within a short walk from all the main railways (Osaka JR and Hanshin/Hankyu Umeda) in Umeda, La Vie En Soft is definitely in a convenient spot. In addition, La Vie En Soft claims that it is one of the ‘easiest’ love hotels to enter. Despite being near a busy transportation hub, the hotel entrance is hidden from the prying eyes of the main street. Making it the best ‘hideout’ spot for couples. Here are some reasons why Umeda Love Hotel La Vie En Soft is so popular and rated so highly.
SPECIAL MANGA ROOMS
Probably one of the few (or maybe one of the only) love hotels to have rooms full of manga comics that couples can relax and read after ‘messing around’. On top of that, these rooms have their own drink bars too! It is practically a supped up (and cheaper) Manga Café that allows you to do the dirty deed without worry about the surrounding people. An awesome idea for manga fan couples.
FREE BIKE RENTAL SERVICE
La Vie En Soft provides a free bike rental service for couples doing the long haul and staying the night. Couples can borrow a pair of bikes for a whopping 12 hours. After a ‘long night’ you can go for a morning bike ride stroll around the beautiful Umeda area and look for somewhere to have a breakfast of brunch date.
CONVENIENT ACCESS TO UNIVERSAL STUDIOS JAPAN
This goes the same for all love hotels in Umeda, but La Vie En Soft is popular for guests making a trip to Universal Studios. With the JR Osaka station mere minutes away, including the train ride, you can get to USJ in approximately 27 minutes!
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Japanese Address: 大阪府大阪市北区兎我野町15-17 English Address: 15-17 Toganocho, Kita-ku, Osaka-shi, Osaka-fu Official Website：http://osaka-umeda-rabuho.com/index.html Pricing: http://osaka-umeda-rabuho.com/price.html
EXPERIENCE BALI IN OSAKA: HOTEL BALI AN RESORT NAMBA SHINSAIBASHI
When you walk into Hotel Bali An Resort you wouldn’t even believe that you are walking into a love hotel. Exactly as the name suggests, you are practically walking into a Balinese Resort paradise right in the middle of Osaka (Only a 3-minute walk from the Namba subway station). The moment you step into the love hotel you are greeted with everything Bali! Gazebos, palm trees and a tropical café in the lobby. An abundance of Bali-themed decorated furniture and objects cover the whole hotel with Gamelan music and Eastern-Asian incense flowing in the background, you really get that exotic resort experience. You will completely forget that you just got off the train in one of the busiest cities in Japan. Here are some reasons why Hotel Bali An Resort is so popular and rated so highly.
SERVICE ON PAR WITH A 5-STAR RESORT
In the Hotel Bali An Resort lobby, you will find services that you would only find at a 5-star resort hotel. You can sit at the bar and enjoy the free ‘all-you-can-drink’ wine and soft drink service, nibble on some free snacks and desserts all the while gazing out the window on a luxurious massage chair. Now that is a classy service!
LOTS OF FREEBIES!
Once again in the lobby, the room is full of free amenities that all girls would love! The concept and motto of Hotel Bali An Resort is to create ‘an oasis for people to relieve fatigue and stress from their daily city lives’. And one way they do this is by providing all natural skin and hair oils, shampoos, bath salts for visitors to use for free!
COMPLETE RELAXATION
Things that you will rarely find in a love hotel. A bedrock sauna and hammocks! Once again to help visitors detox and reach a level of complete relaxation, visitors can book the Platinum type room that has its own bedrock sauna inside! And for those who want some fresh air, you can relax and have a nap in a hammock on the 8th floor open-air garden.
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Japanese Address: 大阪府大阪市中央区西心斎橋2-7-32 English Address: 2 Chome-7-32 Nishishinsaibashi, Chuo-ku, Osaka-shi, Osaka-fu Official Website：https://www.balian.jp/shop/namba-shinsaibashi/index.html Pricing: https://www.balian.jp/shop/namba-shinsaibashi/#room 360 Preview: Lobby and Room 360 View
A LOVE HOTEL THAT DESERVES A SPECIAL MENTION: WATER HOTEL CC
Selected for the Couples Hotel Awards two years in a row (2016/17), Water Hotel CC is an aquatic heaven located in Dotonburi and a 1-minute walk from all railway stations in the Namba area. Popular for its underwater theme the lobby and rooms are lined with fountains, water tanks, and indoor designer pools. With over 38 different types of rooms and 8 different types of lighting, you can without a doubt find the perfect room to match the particular experience you are after. A gorgeous and stylish love hotel that provides such a serene love hotel experience. Here are some reasons why Water Hotel CC is so popular and rated so highly.
PERSONALIZED ROOM LIGHTING
Guests are able to change and customize the lighting effects in each room for each occasion. With a click of a button, you can create a hot and exotic atmosphere with a tint of red for girls looking for a passionate experience. With another click, you can create a relaxing and tranquil atmosphere with a few shades of blue for girls you want to make feel comfortable.
LUXURIOUS BATHROOM
As the love hotel’s concept is based on ‘Water’, you can bet that the bathroom area would be something special. And it sure is. Every room is equipped with a roomy and gorgeous jet jacuzzi where you and your missus can cuddle and relax. Make washing up more than just a pre-sex ritual and use the luxurious bathrooms to enjoy more 'naked' communication!
BATH MAT AND LOTION PLAY
At Water Hotel CC, each bathroom comes equipped with a bath mat you can use to have some slippery fun with your missus. Popular among Japanese couples and fashion health stores, now you can actually lie down in the bathroom and add some bubbly spice to your foreplay. Also equipped with lotion, why not give each other a steamy massage to heat things up before the dirty deed!
MORE DETAILS
Japanese Address: 大阪府大阪市中央区道頓堀2-3-22 English Address: 2 Chome-3-22 Dotonbori, Chuo-ku, Osaka-shi, Osaka-fu Official Website: http://www.waterhotel-cc.com/ Pricing: http://www.waterhotel-cc.com/rooms/
IN CONCLUSION
Here you have it Bros, a few love hotels in Osaka you can pick and choose from if you are ever having trouble choosing! If you have a girl you really want to impress, don't make the mistake of going to a rundown old-school hotel or one of those ‘taking the piss’ themed love hotels. Leave those newbie mistakes to tourists and cheapo-guys! A little bit of research can go a long way aye!
