ADULT JAPANESE TV SHOWS: THE CRAZY KARAOKE HANDJOB GAME
Really Japan? Why do you think so many foreigners think you are crazy, weird and perverted? Because your adult TV game shows are fucking insane and hilarious to watch! And sometimes really just borderline porn with a bit of comedy! If you live in Japan or are interested in Japan, you definitely would have come across clips of insane but sexy Japanese adult TV game shows. Young girls sitting on a vibrating seat in a bikini, a conveyor belt that rolls under a line of girls... The list of crazy Japanese sex tv shows goes on and on. I really didn’t think that it could get any crazier! Originally, Japanese adult TV game shows featured amateur female guests and games were sugar-coated. But now TV shows have brought in the big guns and openly featuring Japanese AV porn stars. And man they know what they are doing. I thought that it couldn’t get any crazier but Japan has proven me wrong once again! Here is a quick list of some of my favorite crazy Japanese sex tv shows and games.
TEKOKI KARAOKE (HANDJOB KARAOKE)
A famous game from the cable adult show Chakku Orosete~ya (Open Your Zipper) which is hosted by Yoshimi Tokui, a Japanese comedian. Also featuring a number of popular Japanese AV actresses. To put it simply, this is a handjob game. The male contestants (guys who usually get over 90 Points in karaoke) have to sing their favorite song WHILE getting a handjob from an escort girl or AV porn actress. If they can hold on and get over 90 points they win ¥1,000,000 (Roughly 10 grand). They blatantly show the contests cumming on the floor (censored for TV purposes) and what’s funnier is that even if the contestant blows his nuts before the end of the song the game doesn’t end. These beautiful 'helpers' keep going and going! Awesome for some, gruesome for others, but hilarious to watch the contestants squirm.
FUTTE, TARASHITE, IRECHATTE (SHAKE IT, DROP IT AND PUT IT IN)
A game from a late night Japanese sex TV show Kenkoba's Bako Bako TV hosted by Kendo Kobayashi, another Japanese comedian famous for his obsession and love of AV porn and brothels. In this show, there are no male contestants, only him and a line-up of beautiful AV actresses (lucky bastard). For this mini-game, the AV actresses have a stick strung on a piece of string attached to their panties/shirt. They play a game of musical chairs above bottles and when the music stops, they have to drop the stick into the bottles without using their hands. Such a stupid game, but for some reason mesmerizing...
GUESS WHO'S FEELING IT?
This isn’t exactly a full show but a section of another cable adult show Darake ~Okane wo Haratte mo Mitai Quiz~ (A Quiz Show You Would Pay Money to Watch). Hosted by Junior Chihara, once again another famous Japanese comedian. This show is centered around hosting guests with a slight taboo background (for Japan anyway). Such as lesbian couples, strippers, drug addicts, AV actors, and actresses etc. In a quiz style, the show goes deeper into detail showcasing some of the real situations these people face and their unconventional experiences. But more importantly, in this particular scheduled show, they hosted 3 female AV directors. After a variety of quiz games, the show finished with 'Quiz Kanjiteiruno wa Dare Denma~' (Quiz! Guess Who's Feeling it!). This quiz entailed four rising star AV actresses sitting above a vibrating massage wand. Out of the four girls, only three would actually be getting vibrated up, and one would be faking it. Being a director in the adult industry, they should know who is faking pleasure right? To win, the directors had to single out the faker! For a TV programme, things get heated up a little! But damn, don't we all wish we could be an AV film director!
IN CONCLUSION
There you have it, a quick curation of some of the crazy and rowdy stuff you can still see on Japanese TV. Some people say that the old-school Japanese adult tv shows were more explicit and interesting. In a way, the TV regulations back then weren't as strict so there definitely was a lot of content that would be frowned upon now. In saying this, these new Japanese adult and sex game shows are once again pushing the limits. I bet we can really look forward to what's coming next. It is only going to get crazier from here on in!
